Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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