Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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