Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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