i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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