I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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