He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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