You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's never too late to be topless.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i now understand why vodka
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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