Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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