i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
