the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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