So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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