Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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