WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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