Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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