That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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