I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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