So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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