Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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