the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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