South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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