Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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