dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think my moral compass just broke
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