Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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