that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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