I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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