Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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