Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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