you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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