hotel room ftw
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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