They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
