the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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