He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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