weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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