She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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