there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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