But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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