ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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