I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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