if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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