i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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