Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
