I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Blood and glitter go together right?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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