All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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