just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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