If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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