whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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