on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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