I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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