How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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