Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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